Why did the pianist cross the road?
He was too keyed up to stay still!
Why did the pianist cross the road?
He was too keyed up to stay still!
Why was the reference librarian at the police station?
She was being booked!
Did you hear about the angiosperms that learned how to play rock ’n roll?
They ended up forming a heavy petal band!
Who was Pavlov’s favorite contemporary scientist?
Alexander Graham Bell!
Why did the test tube cross the road?
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